What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:58
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Kentucky Downs No. 11 Tigers 16-4 in Clemson Regional - Clemson Tigers
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Logan Gilbert sees velocity dip in rehab start | Mariners injury updates - The Seattle Times
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Freaks and Cheeks
Inflation slides to 1.9% in Europe, as worries shift from prices to Trump and tariffs - AP News
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...